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Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

#18588248
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33369) - you deserved it (4179)

On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28355) - you deserved it (5166)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50158) - you deserved it (2338)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25021) - you deserved it (3566)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28370) - you deserved it (13413)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

#18479276
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51019) - you deserved it (3864)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

#18472242
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33477) - you deserved it (8396)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

#18470751
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (2413)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

#18470751
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (2413)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70419) - you deserved it (3484)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (4785)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36966) - you deserved it (8452)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18246) - you deserved it (58584)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41323) - you deserved it (3196) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France



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