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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1991 (23 years)
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About Pentium_4 : i love computers/electronics..... i enjoy repairing and analyzing power supplies the most. i just like figuring out how things work. i also really love old trucks...especially Ford's! ;)

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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML


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On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML


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On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML


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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML


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