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Pentium_4
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2898
  • Number of comments : 749
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Pentium_4 : i love computers/electronics..... i enjoy repairing and analyzing power supplies the most. I currently have a job at an IT tech company and i love my job. if you have any computer questions, send me a message and i'd love to help you. Have an awesome day.

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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29243) - you deserved it (7834)

On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29457) - you deserved it (4641)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28762) - you deserved it (3286)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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