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Pentium_4
  • Town/Country : Silicon Valley, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2411
  • Number of comments : 741
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Pentium_4 : i love computers/electronics.....a lot, i research hardware all the time and i want to work for Intel. i also enjoy repairing and analyzing power supplies. I currently have a job at an IT tech company and i love my job. Yes I'm going to be rich someday :D if you have any computer questions, send me a message and i'd love to help you. I love heavy metal music...such as Suicide Silence and Pantera. i like to tell people to be themselves. Even if you don't have a computer question feel free to message me, I like meeting new people. have an awesome day

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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25394) - you deserved it (6396)

On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24777) - you deserved it (3509)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25395) - you deserved it (2574)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (2439)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -



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