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Pentium_4

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3666
  • Number of comments : 759
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Pentium_4 : i love computers/electronics..... i enjoy repairing and analyzing power supplies the most. i just like figuring out how things work. i also really love old trucks...especially Ford ;)
favorite bands: dark angel, death, exhorder, demolition hammer, atrophy. old metal rules!

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Pentium_4's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31959) - you deserved it (8170)

On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33711) - you deserved it (5108)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31642) - you deserved it (3517)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34438) - you deserved it (3297)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -



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