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Penguin388
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 November 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (3709)

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