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Pauschinator

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  • Birth Date : Friday 9 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Pauschinator : I love football, working out, and country music!
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Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

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