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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1297
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ParanoidPaige : I'm paige.
myspace.com/paigeownsyourass
paigebaby145@hotmail.com
if you add me, tell me you're from here plz.
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Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27023) - you deserved it (83311)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27023) - you deserved it (83311)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65667) - you deserved it (3089)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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