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Papaya1234
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Papaya1234 : I'm a highschool student with absolutely nothing better to do than read about how some poor fools lives suck!!!

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Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45799) - you deserved it (4215)

On 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by scarredforlife - United States (New York)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by trgtyo (woman) - United States (New York)



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