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Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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