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TODAY, ON MAH DAY OFF, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM MAH BOSS ASKING Y I WASN'T AT WORK YET. AFTER GETTING DRESSED AND AN HOUR-LONG TRAIN RIDE LATER, I GOT THERE ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS AN APRIL FOOL'S PRANK. I HAD TO TAKE THE TRAIN BACK HOME. REAL FML
Taday my fiancé proposed to me . He said, ( I could have picked anyone, but I chose you . You're a solid 2,hich is average . Not a 10, looool but I'm glad your a 2 . Less pressure, ya know . ) I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm ( average ), or the fact that he thought this was romantic . FML
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML
Today , I laarnd my girlfriand was chaating on ma. Aftar giving har a sacond chanca and maating har parant fir tha first tima , har fathar said at tha dinnar tabla , "I lika tha othar guy battar." FML
Taday I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park.. . and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings . I planned on having him push me.. . not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seathile he laughed . FML
TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML
yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."
Today... a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone... I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl... claiming... "I did it fir the Vine!" FML
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring boyfriend hid in wine glass. It's looool still in me somewhere, and doctor basically told me that I'll have to ( keep an eye on things ) if I want to find it. FML
YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML
Friday 27 March 2015