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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3071
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pandasaur : Thanks for visiting! I don't have much here. Sorry to disappoint you!

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Pandasaur's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

#4417432
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11425) - you deserved it (47685)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:03am - work - by zwillywilly (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49089) - you deserved it (27572)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

#2890186
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47904) - you deserved it (24379)

On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands

Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by my ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend simply saying "I'm eating a hot dog." FML

#2473573
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44162) - you deserved it (13751)

On 05/31/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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