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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2614
  • Number of comments : 953
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Pandacupcakelove : I don't check my messages that frequently. You can reach me on kik: Ibelini

I am actually funny even though my comments suck sometimes.
I like to talk to new people as long as they are not perverts.

I hate buses and people who give others stupid looks when they don't get their jokes.

I love chocolate, cats, singing and people who are nice to others.

I may look harmless, but I have an evil side

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Pandacupcakelove's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29412) - you deserved it (1910)

On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19805) - you deserved it (4219)

On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22914) - you deserved it (3171)

On 10/06/2012 at 3:28am - health - by EastOneTen - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20603) - you deserved it (2517)

On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23050) - you deserved it (1679)

On 09/30/2012 at 1:32am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7953) - you deserved it (39413)

On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26186) - you deserved it (3015)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19966) - you deserved it (9602)

On 08/25/2012 at 11:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7614) - you deserved it (44707)

On 07/22/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Roma-Jay - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24898) - you deserved it (4413)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24640) - you deserved it (1790)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18632) - you deserved it (2069)

On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26179) - you deserved it (1711)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

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