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Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (25269)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10276) - you deserved it (38158)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69568) - you deserved it (6556)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7914) - you deserved it (39414)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)



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