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Paintonmyarms214

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Paintonmyarms214

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Paintonmyarms214 : Hey. I don't really know what to put here, but on fml I usually lurk and wince at people's pain. Nothing much going on here.

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Paintonmyarms214's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65967) - you deserved it (18174)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

#16
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10088) - you deserved it (69727)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16195) - you deserved it (68602)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102658) - you deserved it (15083)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50212) - you deserved it (22230)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

#11
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59831) - you deserved it (16220)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29438) - you deserved it (69882)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML

#9
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51276) - you deserved it (14735)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:21am - misc - by RatQuiRit -



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