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  • Number of visits : 762
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Paintonmyarms214 : Hey. I don't really know what to put here, but on fml I usually lurk and wince at people's pain. Nothing much going on here.

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Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51043) - you deserved it (3229)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

#19641324
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21231) - you deserved it (5787)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51121) - you deserved it (9895)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68626) - you deserved it (3651)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

#2373285
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35001) - you deserved it (22954)

On 05/28/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52450) - you deserved it (13691)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#44
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39361) - you deserved it (11051)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML

#42
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27932) - you deserved it (5784)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - misc - by Lud@l -

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43110) - you deserved it (9017)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58570) - you deserved it (4142)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68841) - you deserved it (3474)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

#38
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15000) - you deserved it (48973)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (109019)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35629) - you deserved it (5230)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49075) - you deserved it (11633)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



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