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PUCKSTOPPER1976

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1025
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PUCKSTOPPER1976 : My name is Adam and I am 28:-)

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Visits<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 10:48pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 8:48am<b>BexBaby86</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 8:17pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 5:30pm<b>MiSsTeRiLyNn</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 3:18pm<b>backwoodsbabe95</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 11:00pm<b>Candygrl987</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:07pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 7:09am<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 5:49am<b>Scheffy213</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 11:48pm<b>WreckeRalph36</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 2:03am<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 10:50am<b>andits</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 7:26pm<b>dezzisaurusrex</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 3:49pm<b>melons</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 10:44am<b>ladycoco8</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 11:18am<b>klorehore</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 3:01am<b>jesuis_julie</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 12:11am

Fucked!<b>MiSsTeRiLyNn</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 9:18pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:13pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 7:41pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 10:18pm<b>Shuff52</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 9:14pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 10:02pm<b>countryrose92</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 2:25pm<b>RachelRHCP</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 6:39am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:54am<b>Scheffy213</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:34am<b>missa8604</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:36pm<b>majesticprincess</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 4:25am

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PUCKSTOPPER1976's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2016 at 10:23am / Work

Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML

by DeepFriedLettuce / 04/28/2016 at 9:33pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML

by Unsuspecting / 04/16/2016 at 8:23am / United States / Health

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

by hakuna_matata / 12/30/2015 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my friend and I were having a casual discussion about sex. Blowjobs came up and my friend said she'd never dared to give one, arguing that swallowing sperm can make you pregnant. I then had to go on with a 30 minute argument with her on how that's not possible. She's 26. FML

by LilPie / 11/19/2015 at 5:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML

by Darth Spasticus / 11/14/2015 at 4:12am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

by Walter / 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm / Spain / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

by lacucarcha / 10/15/2015 at 5:47pm / United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin) / Miscellaneous

Today, after weeks of searching, I finally found the wedding dress of my dreams. Too bad it was in the form of a download for The Sims. FML

by Anna / 09/29/2015 at 10:58am / Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML

by Me / 09/27/2015 at 5:53am / Australia / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML

by lhazel / 09/16/2015 at 10:36pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML

by kunjac0945 / 09/14/2015 at 1:21am / United States (New York) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

by T___T / 09/11/2015 at 9:54pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

by smoothies14 / 09/11/2015 at 9:15pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

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Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML

by RHChiliPeppers / 09/11/2015 at 8:05pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous

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