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About PUCKSTOPPER1976 : My name is Adam and I am 28:-)

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Today, after weeks of searching, I finally found the wedding dress of my dreams. Too bad it was in the form of a download for The Sims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19803) - you deserved it (3104)

On 09/29/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by Anna (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17760) - you deserved it (10845)

On 09/27/2015 at 5:53am - work - by Me (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20529) - you deserved it (1747)

On 09/16/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by lhazel - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 9:54pm - love - by T___T (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML

Today, I gave blood for the first time, since I'm a universal donor. After it was done, I passed out, woke up, puked, and passed out again. The kind nurses told me I was the worst case they had seen all week. So much for doing something to help others. FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 9:55am - health - by angelsaredicks (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23154) - you deserved it (2569)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm - kids - by whoevenncares - United States

Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML


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On 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by stupidrobot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML


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On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 08/25/2015 at 6:46pm - health - by whovian221b (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML


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On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wore flip-flops to work. Just as I walked onto the elevator, they made a sound very close to that of a fart. About 10 seconds later, some asshole let out a silent but deadly fart, earning me a bunch of disgusted looks. FML


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