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PIGaming

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1103
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About PIGaming : No one has ever caled me the stig... D;

PIGaming's page activity

Visits<b>funnystories44</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:43am<b>kenjenkei</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 7:20pm<b>Amant97</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 12:17am<b>Gymnast103</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 2:04am<b>jazmin3012</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 6:29pm<b>Fvckchanell</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:24pm<b>midnighttoker7</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 11:50pm<b>kittykwonie</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 4:47pm<b>SMUTflakes</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 8:23pm<b>Shamp0wa</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 2:29pm<b>ksadhera</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 3:10am<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 4:04am<b>rochedog</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 10:57pm<b>KazuTrumpet1512</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 1:53am<b>DianeYoung</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 11:06am<b>MichellinMan</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 10:14am<b>mathen</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 7:34am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 7:27am

Liked!<b>Fvckchanell</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 1:24am

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PIGaming's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

#21107817
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24051) - you deserved it (41792)

On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

#21107739
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47961) - you deserved it (3588)

On 04/08/2014 at 4:13pm - kids - by vreenya (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

#21104621
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35727) - you deserved it (3597)

On 04/04/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by kaheera4 (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML

#21103637
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35572) - you deserved it (6927)

On 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm - animals - by Cali girl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

#21100295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41295) - you deserved it (17894)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

#21099545
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (4831)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML

#21098742
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36143) - you deserved it (3956)

On 03/28/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

#21096550
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35043) - you deserved it (10373)

On 03/25/2014 at 11:31pm - work - by SocialAnxietySucks (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

#21077048
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62873) - you deserved it (8518)

On 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm - intimacy - by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML

#21071750
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38085) - you deserved it (14918)

On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

#21071374
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41293) - you deserved it (4075)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

#21071350
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37618) - you deserved it (3137)

On 02/25/2014 at 3:42pm - work - by cunting cuntface of a boss (man) - Australia

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

#21071183
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41805) - you deserved it (7455)

On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

#21066280
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37855) - you deserved it (4652)

On 02/20/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)



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