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PDmylove
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1990 (23 years)
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Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (3343)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

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239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53422) - you deserved it (3054)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

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154 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (470754) - you deserved it (584544)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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