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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10267
  • Number of comments : 293
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About P374RD3D : If I state the obvious, which I often do, it's usually because there are idiots who need it stated to them.

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P374RD3D's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

#19708728
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19373) - you deserved it (2098)

On 05/31/2012 at 7:29am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

#19706786
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28460) - you deserved it (3282)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML

#19698892
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20061) - you deserved it (3253)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:10pm - misc - by cunting cunts (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I had to get the manager of a grocery store to explain to his employee how coupons work. The employee had refused to accept the coupons I was using, for fear that, "they will be deducted from my paycheck." FML

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25914) - you deserved it (2701)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML

#19697122
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26942) - you deserved it (1896)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:14am - health - by Ella - United States

Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML

#19696168
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33546) - you deserved it (1895)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML

#19694666
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20254) - you deserved it (12758)

On 05/28/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by Shianna (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML

#19691249
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5984) - you deserved it (31231)

On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML

#19690417
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26791) - you deserved it (1938)

On 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by hitnmiss66 (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

#19688308
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26090) - you deserved it (15855)

On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32035) - you deserved it (2512)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

#19687154
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32881) - you deserved it (7312)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by iPhonekid - United States (Texas)

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

#19686709
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23876) - you deserved it (1680)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by shadow1248 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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