About P374RD3D : If I state the obvious, which I often do, it's usually because there are idiots who need it stated to them.
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by facepalm / 06/06/2012 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Love
by Singapore / 06/05/2012 at 10:59pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
by why... / 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML
by cl3v3l4nd5t34m3r / 06/04/2012 at 4:34pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by unacceptable / 06/04/2012 at 11:02am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by boohoo / 06/04/2012 at 8:45am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML
by Ladycakes / 06/04/2012 at 6:13am / United States (Florida) / Love
by nanall / 06/04/2012 at 3:19am / United States / Kids
by whattheheck / 06/04/2012 at 12:34am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by Former Drummer / 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML
by ilovezim29 / 06/03/2012 at 3:45am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2012 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…