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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5611
  • Number of comments : 293
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About P374RD3D : If I state the obvious, which I often do, it's usually because there are idiots who need it stated to them.

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P374RD3D's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML

#19885470
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22923) - you deserved it (2387)

On 07/03/2012 at 11:08am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

#19884123
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33661) - you deserved it (2262)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

#19860691
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23558) - you deserved it (3934)

On 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm - misc - by whoslade (man) - United States

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

#19857408
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9727) - you deserved it (37555)

On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

#19832041
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24489) - you deserved it (1603)

On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML

#19811134
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24283) - you deserved it (1687)

On 06/19/2012 at 3:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

#19795313
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24000) - you deserved it (6639)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29487) - you deserved it (2405)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

#19781168
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22055) - you deserved it (1575)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24541) - you deserved it (3305)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

#19769177
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (4698)

On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51005) - you deserved it (3224)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

#19761420
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17242) - you deserved it (57586)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

#19759587
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (1822)

On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

#19748828
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5885) - you deserved it (30743)

On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)



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