About P374RD3D : If I state the obvious, which I often do, it's usually because there are idiots who need it stated to them.
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by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/13/2012 at 2:47am / United States (Texas) / Love
by lostforlife / 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
by failure / 07/12/2012 at 12:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 12:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 2:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by mustanggt / 07/10/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my manager called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me for granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently, the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML
by a4rk / 07/08/2012 at 2:32pm / Malaysia (Sarawak) / Work
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
by JadedBaker / 07/08/2012 at 2:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
by hotpatata / 07/06/2012 at 11:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father… Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left… Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible…