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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10649
  • Number of comments : 293
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About P374RD3D : If I state the obvious, which I often do, it's usually because there are idiots who need it stated to them.

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Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35759) - you deserved it (5148)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29810) - you deserved it (1988)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (2683)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26389) - you deserved it (3896)

On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30990) - you deserved it (7434)

On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39725) - you deserved it (5731)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50262) - you deserved it (17817)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML


I agree, your life sucks (52306) - you deserved it (12441)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

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