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by Deaththreat101 / 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
by Anonymous / 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
by Joe Lizen / 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
by 44magnumtime / 08/06/2012 at 1:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
by shastadoe / 08/06/2012 at 2:37am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2012 at 4:21am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/31/2012 at 12:13pm / United States / Health
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2012 at 2:42am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML
by NaKreen / 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
by oink oink fuck off / 07/29/2012 at 2:49pm / United Kingdom (Doncaster) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 5:25am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by ryanharp2 / 07/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 12:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…
- Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people.… Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's… Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex…