About P374RD3D : If I state the obvious, which I often do, it's usually because there are idiots who need it stated to them.
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by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 7:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by steve / 09/05/2012 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
by hooligyn123 / 09/04/2012 at 4:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
by Sarah / 08/30/2012 at 8:58am / United States (New York) / Health
by anon / 08/29/2012 at 12:52am / United States (Maine) / Money
Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML
by Mandi / 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by masterman / 08/27/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 10:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by S. / 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm / Estonia / Miscellaneous
by AmyLeigh / 08/26/2012 at 12:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, a thirty-something guy swaggered into my workplace. He was wearing shutter shades and torn jeans, and claimed to be our new boss. I called security to throw him out, at which point he produced his ID and let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2012 at 8:20pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Work
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
by ipayyourbillsgorramit / 08/24/2012 at 7:29pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML
by Neurocardiogenic Syncope / 08/24/2012 at 12:08am / Canada / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, my new boyfriend and I really wanted to have sex, but he went soft as soon as he entered me.… Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through… Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said…