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  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Outnuendo : I'm out, the unfortunate byproduct of middleclass living and too many Dead Kennedys Albums.

If you respond to an FML with "That sucks!", my perception of you goes down a couple of notches. If you respond to an FML with "That Sucks!", you have shown to have the analytical capabilities of the broken chair in my garage.

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Visits<b>English92</b> - the 08/16/2012 at 7:38am

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Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

#20007961
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31767) - you deserved it (3004)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16880) - you deserved it (1664)

On 08/03/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by yeah okay then (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

#19998370
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21778) - you deserved it (1932)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27160) - you deserved it (2150)

On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (3333)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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