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Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

#15676274
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44012) - you deserved it (3695)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

#15098921
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20484) - you deserved it (22033)

On 02/24/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Eric Forrest - United States (Utah)

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

#14743872
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12611) - you deserved it (41001)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

#14675565
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33050) - you deserved it (5403)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16948) - you deserved it (79363)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18022) - you deserved it (31686)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

#14505614
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28137) - you deserved it (5143)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

#14091459
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41382) - you deserved it (4461)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML

#13830899
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34255) - you deserved it (4803)

On 11/13/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML

#13822873
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34433) - you deserved it (2840)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Cantbreath94 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML

#13799925
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7733) - you deserved it (40383)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:34am - intimacy - by Caught (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (2527)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

#13537092
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33164) - you deserved it (3542)

On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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