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Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

#2705
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30952) - you deserved it (7096)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
88 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48940) - you deserved it (2498)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43009) - you deserved it (8077)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

#570
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9862) - you deserved it (41673)

On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55034) - you deserved it (6702)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44995) - you deserved it (6522)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
52 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
72 comments

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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51894) - you deserved it (4456)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36917) - you deserved it (2017)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version



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