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Osafune

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Osafune

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  • Town/Country : Columbia, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1626
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (305554)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48333) - you deserved it (8993)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26878) - you deserved it (119336)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -



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