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Oritsuru

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Oritsuru

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3401
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today... some drunk dude broke into my househile my parents were out. Scared... I asked him wat he wanted... his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
184 comments

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (11874)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, when I walkd up to mah car, all mah windows were smashd !! Thankfully, all I keep in mah car is jumper cables, a pen, mah car insurance an manual !! Whoever smashd mah windows apparently was pissd, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k u an yur f**king station wagon" !! FML

#6315391
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28837) - you deserved it (2264)

On 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Smashed (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, te subway was extremely crowded and I ended up wit my butt in a man's crotc . I kept trying to inc away or turn a different way, but tere was no room . He could ave turned to face te doors, but didn't . He got an erection . I was on tere wit im for 20 minutes . FML

#5486035
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45478) - you deserved it (4958)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML

#5309221
375 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly nieghbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

#4861565
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41439) - you deserved it (19483)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72017) - you deserved it (8430)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60031) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

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148 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML

#3639578
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60927) - you deserved it (31550)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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