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Oritsuru
  • Town/Country : Grawn, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1958
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML

#17958269
69 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML

#17958269
69 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

#17958014
118 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

#17958014
118 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

#17957151
60 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by nodad - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

#17957151
60 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by nodad - United States

Today, I learned that it takes about half an hour to get melted cheese out of your hair. FML

#17956536
85 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 11:34pm - health - by jzappe - United States (California)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
96 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
43 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

#17954087
72 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 7:11pm - love - by crapedup - United States (Alabama)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

#17952669
96 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm - love - by maninpain - Kenya

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

#17951348
165 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
128 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

#17950170
163 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved



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