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OptimusVader

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OptimusVader

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4090
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About OptimusVader : I'm secretly a Jedi as well as a Pokemon Master. Some day I shall rule over the entire world, but I will be fair and just. :)

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Today... son came ome for te fift time saying e didn't get te job... wondering wat e did wrong. I lookd at is resumé; under special skills was... "Keeping it real." Apparently e saw it in a movie an tougt it would work. FML

#20928390
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41318) - you deserved it (5068)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:18am - kids - by Wheredigowrong - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line . FML

#20927328
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42096) - you deserved it (6279)

On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27298) - you deserved it (39161)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough fir the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen!! mega FML

#20922561
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46953) - you deserved it (6539)

On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

Today... my boyfriend dumped me fir knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies... an as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't seehy I should know more... cuz I'm a girl... an "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

#20921778
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50844) - you deserved it (3752)

On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I discoverd mah 10 month old is terrifid of mah laugh. Every time I start to laugh, she screams in terror. It's getting depressing. FML

#20917208
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45831) - you deserved it (4066)

On 10/12/2013 at 1:40am - kids - by easily amused (woman) - United States

Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML

#20915864
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42163) - you deserved it (4616)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

Today Mah Wife's Pregnancy Hormones Got So Bad That She Freaked Out And Threw A Tantrum Accusing Me Of Always Making Important Decisions For Her. All I Did Was Get Her Some Food From Taco Bell As A Surprise. FML

#20912485
141 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 1:57pm - intimacy - by hubby - United States

Today, I Fell Asleep While Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex. What's Worse Is That He Didn't Even Notice. FML

#20910165
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49760) - you deserved it (13349)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Sleepy head - United States

TODAY, MY MOTHER CAME OVER TO MY APARTMENT FIR A SURPRISE VISIT. IT WASN'T UNTIL AFTER SHE LEFT THAT I REALIZED THAT I LEFT A HALF EMPTY BOTTLE OF ADULT TOY CLEANER ON THE COUNTER IN THE BATHROOM.

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND YELLD FROM UPSTAIRS, "BABE! BABE, COME QUICK!" TERRIFID THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAVE HAPPEND TO OUR NEWBORN DAUGHTER, I RUSHD UP, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE JUST WANTD TO SHOW ME THAT HE'D LEREND HOW TO SPIN A TOP ON THE TIP OF HIS PENIS WITHOUT IT FALLING . FML

#20908628
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50433) - you deserved it (6808)

On 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by -____- (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realizd that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barkd as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returnd, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

#20908563
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42678) - you deserved it (7781)

On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements wile se eld er screaming baby. To silence te infant, se wipped out er breast rigt tere and started feeding im. Moments later, e puked breast milk all over ma desk. FML

#20905964
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40747) - you deserved it (3594)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm - work - by blargh - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

2day a friand complimantad ma on mah "smoky ayashadow" . I wasn't waaring aya makaup . Sha was complimanting tha rasult of mah insomnia .

#20904600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39504) - you deserved it (2959)

On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, Te Person I've Been Trying So Ard To Get Wit Wrote Me A Beautiful Poem Tat Almost Everyone At Scool Saw An Liked!! It Was About Ow We'd Never Be Togeter!! FML

#20904440
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45239) - you deserved it (3924)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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