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About OptimusVader : I'm secretly a Jedi as well as a Pokemon Master. Some day I shall rule over the entire world, but I will be fair and just. :)
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today a man startd a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracle of thing we take for grantd every day. I was really enjoying it until he lookd at his watch and said, ( Oh shit, mushroom make me lose track of time! ) and ran off into the night. FML
Today, While Waiting In The Queue At A Supermarket Checkout, My Three-year-old Daughter Yells Out, "Mom! Mom! Is That A Man Or A Lady In Front?" Embarrassed, I Reply, "Honey, Can't You See That It's A.. . It's A.. . A..." FML
yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
Today , upon hearing of the death of Nelson Mandela , I postd a link on Facebook to the South African children's hospital in his name an donatd. I was completely ignord whilst mah newsfed became cloggd by mah middle-class friend with "RIP Nelson Mandela" an photo of Morgan Freeman. big fat FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriandhan all of a suddan ha stops, grabs my braasts with both hands, makas circular motions with tham, and yalls, "Danial-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm daad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015