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  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1004
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OneBigMessUp : I am easy to talk to. My name is Kayleigh and i am 16. Message me if you want to talk! :)

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML

#19966963
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25517) - you deserved it (4721)

On 07/21/2012 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Lucy - United States (California)

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

#19954177
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19237) - you deserved it (5846)

On 07/18/2012 at 10:41am - work - by butterball (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I was convinced I hadn't locked up properly when leaving work, and almost had a panic attack at the train station. I went all the way back into work, to find I had in fact locked up properly. It made me nearly two hours late home. This isn't the first time I've done this. FML

#19953663
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16794) - you deserved it (8269)

On 07/18/2012 at 4:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

#19949789
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21531) - you deserved it (8593)

On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

#19945004
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15841) - you deserved it (25215)

On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

#19944321
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18645) - you deserved it (4802)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:12am - health - by goincrazy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML

#19943603
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25754) - you deserved it (2450)

On 07/16/2012 at 12:08am - work - by crazyautio - United States

Today, I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me access to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms are all closed due to construction, because they're being turned into premium gyms. FML

#17437930
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28342) - you deserved it (6972)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:17am - money - by juanjohnfml - United States (California)

Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML

#17436721
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27947) - you deserved it (6501)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML

#17436127
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21946) - you deserved it (13519)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35357) - you deserved it (7434)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

#17413656
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26245) - you deserved it (11268)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by **(: - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

#17398453
237 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
228 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. They then asked if she was my wife. Annoyed, I said, "Alright, when did I get a wife? I don't even remember having a girlfriend." They sniggered and hung up. FML

#17175800
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25133) - you deserved it (6724)

On 07/19/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Miriden - United States



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