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Onebigmessup's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

By whyme / Wednesday 13 July 2011 05:40 / United States

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

By butterball - / Wednesday 18 July 2012 14:41 / Israel - Palmahim

Today, I was convinced I hadn't locked up properly when leaving work, and almost had a panic attack at the train station. I went all the way back into work, to find I had in fact locked up properly. It made me nearly two hours late home. This isn't the first time I've done this. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 July 2012 08:57 / United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:20 / United States - Palmdale

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

By oops123 - / Monday 16 July 2012 14:38 / United States