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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 859
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About OleShammy : I'm Oklahoman, I wrestle, and I have had a tumultuous life thus far. Anything else beyond this point in my life is just icing on the cake.

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Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54767) - you deserved it (2090)

On 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water only to see my 75 year old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asks me if we have any coffee creamer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43767) - you deserved it (2426)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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