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OleShammy
  • Town/Country : Tulsa, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 670
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OleShammy : I'm Oklahoman, I wrestle, and I have had a tumultuous life thus far. Anything else beyond this point in my life is just icing on the cake.

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Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

#4330249
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78479) - you deserved it (18449)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

#4264267
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48292) - you deserved it (1462)

On 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

#1868155
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18402) - you deserved it (45359)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:09am - misc - by Rech (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water only to see my 75 year old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asks me if we have any coffee creamer. FML

#1678195
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38085) - you deserved it (1688)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

#1224721
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23561) - you deserved it (44459)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

#924163
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100916) - you deserved it (3611)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - health - by Fitz (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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