Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Ohnothingreally

Search for a member

Ohnothingreally

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1857
  • Number of comments : 260
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Ohnothingreally's page activity

Visits<b>trevieh47</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 9:06pm<b>stargazer091</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 9:03am<b>smsbdell</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 12:03am<b>clumsycarolyn</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 8:35am<b>Terzy</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 12:25am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 7:15am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:11pm<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 9:34pm<b>DeadlyAlice1725</b> - the 06/18/2010 at 12:11am<b>perdix</b> - the 02/03/2010 at 10:41pm<b>OhNothingSerious</b> - the 02/03/2010 at 6:11pm<b>depinaariana</b> - the 11/22/2009 at 9:44pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/17/2009 at 4:26pm<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 11/12/2009 at 6:13pm<b>melqart</b> - the 11/06/2009 at 11:44pm<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 11/06/2009 at 6:43pm<b>_DeadPixels_</b> - the 10/29/2009 at 6:27pm<b>Holybatman</b> - the 10/16/2009 at 5:51pm

Ohnothingreally's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Ohnothingreally's favorite FMLs

Today, mah boyfriend's head was on mah lap . I bent down to kiss him . My stomach rolls got there frst . FML

#5645915
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19486) - you deserved it (44839)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML

#5638225
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22114) - you deserved it (7127)

On 10/04/2009 at 7:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

today I told mah girlfriend I have only one testicle . Her reaction? "Eeew, balls are gross!" I'm glad to know I'm only half as gross as other guys . FML

#5463165
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21769) - you deserved it (2962)

On 09/25/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by lone_ranger (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND ASKD ME TO MARRY HIM BY HANDING ME A RING AND TELLING ME, "OKAY WE'RE ENGAGD NOW." I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMINGHEN WE STARTD DATING, I WENT TO HIS HOUSE ONE NIGHT AND AS I WAS LEAVING HE SAID, "OKAY YOUR MAH GIRLFRIEND NOW." FAT FML

#5407615
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38239) - you deserved it (15381)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I want on a trip to DC. Whan I got back I found out my car was stolan. Apparantly thay didn't know how to driva a stick bacausa it was only 4 blocks from my housa and tha angina was blown. FML

#5369923
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36606) - you deserved it (1955)

On 09/20/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by PoorCar (man) - United States (Washington)

yesterday I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air and thought to myself ( Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it! ) Excited, I jumped out of my bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML

#4803979
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42155) - you deserved it (3969)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:47am - animals - by MrMagicMan000 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

#2612293
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (76493)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

#2612293
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (76493)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I'm A Medicine Student, It's Sixth Year, An I Have Spent Thehole Day In Surgery. No One Dared Tell Me That Wat I Was Wearing On Feet Was Actually Supposed To Be Putted Over Hair. Which Was Embarrassing. FML

#949
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18604) - you deserved it (7113)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today... I Need To Go To The Toilet. Thinking That Everyone Has Left Work... I Decide That... Since I AM A Jedi... Mah Penis Ought To Be Mah Light Saber. All Of A Sudden I Hear A Familiar Voice: “At Least Someone Is Having Fun!” It Was Mah Boss. FML

#523
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8470) - you deserved it (28931)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: