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Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44258) - you deserved it (8541)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

#13592451
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42696) - you deserved it (4066)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53632) - you deserved it (3806)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29924) - you deserved it (3530)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30488) - you deserved it (3830)

On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

#13496277
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (7868)

On 10/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by obsceene - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

#13227031
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9531) - you deserved it (30926)

On 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

#13221295
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37254) - you deserved it (4297)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22296) - you deserved it (44189)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38577) - you deserved it (10252)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML

#12088821
190 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 5:56pm - money - by onedollar (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML

#12038820
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34768) - you deserved it (3071)

On 07/22/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

#11886380
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15570) - you deserved it (37327)

On 07/14/2010 at 10:37pm - love - by readytomingle (woman) - United States (California)



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