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Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55472) - you deserved it (9402)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55472) - you deserved it (9402)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML

#14095339
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24920) - you deserved it (3467)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:36pm - work - by barista (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31807) - you deserved it (8014)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28336) - you deserved it (10485)

On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

#14070837
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48417) - you deserved it (10580)

On 12/03/2010 at 11:19am - intimacy - by flopsy - Australia

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62129) - you deserved it (9127)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58341) - you deserved it (10613)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72658) - you deserved it (5125)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10134) - you deserved it (33148)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

#13949497
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7230) - you deserved it (54521)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I tried to get my license. To get that, I needed to show proof of school enrollment. I graduated early, so they told me to get a copy of my diploma. I went to school, and they told me that I would need a valid driver's license to access my diploma. FML

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15786) - you deserved it (53234)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

#13874873
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37242) - you deserved it (9165)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

#13837654
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17141) - you deserved it (23762)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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