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Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36138) - you deserved it (3407)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36138) - you deserved it (3407)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

#14212180
148 comments

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

#14209327
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8913) - you deserved it (38840)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

#14175319
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23990) - you deserved it (9427)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:29am - animals - by riddick0846 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49591) - you deserved it (3060)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

#14160868
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23504) - you deserved it (2723)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via facebook. I don't even have a facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

#14160726
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32523) - you deserved it (2871)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:05am - love - by itsover (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

#14153563
125 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by RevolutionLove - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

#14151880
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26152) - you deserved it (4686)

On 12/10/2010 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML

#14138227
69 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 12:33am - love - by owew -

Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

#14133320
53 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Invisible - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30473) - you deserved it (2615)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

#14118348
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18967) - you deserved it (8359)

On 12/07/2010 at 9:13am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

#14112923
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32857) - you deserved it (11275)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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