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OhNoItsRy
  • Town/Country : Independence, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 0
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Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40535) - you deserved it (3899)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19229) - you deserved it (12915)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (49944) - you deserved it (5235)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

#6980347 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (20755) - you deserved it (6609)

On 12/27/2009 at 9:18pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

#6762994 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (19285) - you deserved it (3015)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:49am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

#6443254 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (5666)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:43am - kids - by madeyoulaugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was following my dad while texting, not really watching where we're going. Suddenly, he ran ahead and I looked up to see what he was doing. We were in the men's bathroom. There were 3 guys at the urinals. I'm a 15 year old girl. FML

#5025816 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (6832) - you deserved it (39756)

On 09/03/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by iTerrify (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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