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Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Violet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by overflowing - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - love - by ColdHeat (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by inalotofpain (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Proprepourtant - France
Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Xanadu (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my sister thought it would be hilarious to tell our strict Catholic parents I was sleeping around and had gotten pregnant. They believed her, and dragged me down to the clinic for tests. I proved I wasn't pregnant. However, the doctor said it was more than likely that I have an STD. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Yolanda19 - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)
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