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Im 16 and I dress alternative.
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Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

By Stormy - / Sunday 27 February 2011 21:46 / United States

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

By killercow / Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:19 / United States

Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML

By Violet - / Tuesday 19 April 2011 09:50 / Australia

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

By randa / Tuesday 19 April 2011 06:38 /

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

By overflowing / Saturday 16 April 2011 22:20 / United States