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OMGhi2YOU
  • Town/Country : DALLAS, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 May 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83745) - you deserved it (15600)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

#208804
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43948) - you deserved it (7195)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65610) - you deserved it (14296)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

#185328
459 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33365) - you deserved it (389155)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
865 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24448) - you deserved it (35459)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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