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OMGhi2YOU
  • Town/Country : DALLAS, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 April 1988 (23 years)
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Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (74124) - you deserved it (12054)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting "we have a problem!". Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage & half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

#208804 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (42323) - you deserved it (6949)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (60411) - you deserved it (12474)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

#185328 (448)

I agree, your life sucks (26694) - you deserved it (322929)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104 (987)

I agree, your life sucks (48719) - you deserved it (274155)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiance, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

#133313 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (22593) - you deserved it (31045)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)