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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9955
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ODEEZY : Im semi tall, 19 yo, and I go to the University of Memphis,

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ODEEZY's favorite FMLs

Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

#30994
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41440) - you deserved it (10543)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (162223) - you deserved it (47412)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

#24806
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59520) - you deserved it (3065)

On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37179) - you deserved it (3050)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45991) - you deserved it (13859)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37240) - you deserved it (2122)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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