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  • Number of visits : 428
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41970) - you deserved it (4087)

On 03/13/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML


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On 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by gaggin - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37758) - you deserved it (4109)

On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

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