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Nucleophilicrxn
  • Town/Country : Dallas, TX
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

#19520767 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (1854) - you deserved it (15342)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

#13874873 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (6803)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (12321) - you deserved it (23472)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (24768) - you deserved it (2231)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

#3604059 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (13997) - you deserved it (43000)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608 (469)

I agree, your life sucks (30841) - you deserved it (99802)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (708)

I agree, your life sucks (349197) - you deserved it (23627)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (1009)

I agree, your life sucks (445929) - you deserved it (32703)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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