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Nsswimmer
  • Town/Country : Ohio
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 238
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34975) - you deserved it (15526)

On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40374) - you deserved it (3821)

On 04/03/2013 at 9:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9013) - you deserved it (85455)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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