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Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25824) - you deserved it (7749)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
60 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

#285
54 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
91 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
42 comments

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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