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Noxic's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    175%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    59%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    29%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Noxic's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:32 / United States

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

By KobraKommander / Wednesday 17 March 2010 11:51 / France

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

By Kid - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 09:22 / United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

By disturbed - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 01:34 / United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

By liu_kang / Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:55 / United States