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Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
121 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
58 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

#1352
29 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229
44 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

#1108
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On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
40 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

#896
22 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by Elizabeth - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
82 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
91 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
25 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup! FML

#840
47 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
51 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
41 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
56 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
42 comments

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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version



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