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Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26825) - you deserved it (3433)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7515) - you deserved it (29856)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36132) - you deserved it (5192)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39488) - you deserved it (6157)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5600) - you deserved it (50685)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26669) - you deserved it (3092)

On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33909) - you deserved it (3356)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28980) - you deserved it (3481)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (2327)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27224) - you deserved it (6527)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32251) - you deserved it (8839)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32027) - you deserved it (7401)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

#285
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8664) - you deserved it (65498)

On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40493) - you deserved it (5828)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18054) - you deserved it (50298)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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