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Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50222) - you deserved it (6822)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46860) - you deserved it (1786)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26002) - you deserved it (2667)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6978) - you deserved it (61554)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7026) - you deserved it (52893)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

#2379
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20511) - you deserved it (1888)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5875) - you deserved it (42899)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
128 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8781) - you deserved it (39046)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229
47 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

#1108
51 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
44 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

#896
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9468) - you deserved it (22633)

On 01/09/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by Elizabeth - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7511) - you deserved it (35363)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)



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