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Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14595) - you deserved it (27505)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12452) - you deserved it (72446)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10728) - you deserved it (41752)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

#19361
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7035) - you deserved it (51915)

On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

#15620
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30465) - you deserved it (5411)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by lil_munchkinjen (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25308) - you deserved it (4875)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10233) - you deserved it (37675)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50658) - you deserved it (17784)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38947) - you deserved it (1910)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

#5857
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9818) - you deserved it (48358)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15867) - you deserved it (26663)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23526) - you deserved it (2575)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

#4219
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8644) - you deserved it (33825)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

#3203
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5936) - you deserved it (30978)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

#3156
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5492) - you deserved it (39434)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)



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